You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. - William Shakespeare

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caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

The duck on his butt tho

Best :D

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suddenlyemily:

Please tell me I’m not the only one who saw this

oh my GOD

it gets better when you realize that RDJ is also Sherlock

tHE FUCKING CONTINUITY WHAT THE FUCK DIRECTORS

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by following my blog u are buying urself a ticket for the fun train

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Rule #1: The Doctor lies

He’s not a cat person when Rose is paying attention to the cat instead of him.

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arielfeola:

My friend Caleb looks like Lucifer. Call in Cousin Matt and Caleb for an episode!

wow omg

 

i just thought that was a pic of younger mark pellegrino!

so now we have “cousin matt” and “my friend caleb”

//Ok. Seriously. Where is my Misha look alike?

Its like they all got sent back to those awkward high school years